Comedy writers know it’s a rite of passage to get on McSweeney’s – a mysterious arbiter (actually, really nice and responsive editors) have finally deemed you funny and proclaimed it to the world.

My first McSweeney’s piece went up in December, 2012, and this was the next thing I pitched to them. Aiming for more frequent submissions this year! Click on the photo below to enjoy my very deep thoughts on emotional support animals and the horrible people who own them.
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