Here is the piece I wrote for The Second City Network on the day that convicted sex offender Brock Turner was released from prison after serving just three months of a a six-month sentence. It’s a follow-up to my initial piece, which I wrote in June when he was convicted.
Here is the new piece, entitled “7 Things That Last Longer Than Brock Turner’s Time in Jail Did.” I would say enjoy it, but I would prefer instead if you got really, really angry.
Whoops! Forgot to post this Reductress piece I wrote in March combining two things I learned a lot about in Portland – sustainable water bottles and very high alcohol content IPAs. Check it out here: “The Hoppiest IPA’s to Drink From a Klean Kanteen.”
Comedy writers know it’s a rite of passage to get on McSweeney’s – a mysterious arbiter (actually, really nice and responsive editors) have finally deemed you funny and proclaimed it to the world.
My first McSweeney’s piece went up in December, 2012, and this was the next thing I pitched to them. Aiming for more frequent submissions this year! Click on the photo below to enjoy my very deep thoughts on emotional support animals and the horrible people who own them.
Reductress is, as they put it, “the one and only fake women’s magazine.” It’s a satirical site that always KILLS ME when it shows up in my social media feeds. I was psyched to have a pitch accepted for them this week – the resulting article, “How to Throw a Gender Reveal Party That Reveals EVERYTHING,” is below. Click the photo to get to it.
I’ve been fascinated with the concept of gender reveals parties for a while – aren’t there only two options? How suspenseful could it be? Is there an “other” option that could spice it up? Here are my musings translated into list form.
NOT AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL. YET.