Check out a selection of my work:

Daily Shouts in The New Yorker

“Backstories You’re Better Off Not Knowing”

“Wireless Printers and Other Myths” (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)

Loose Ends in The New York Times (Sunday print edition)

“Literary Agents Seeking Fresh Voices”

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

“Predictive Texts for the Conflict-Averse” (co-written with Tom Ellison)

“Which Jane Austen Characters Would Wear Face Masks?” (co-written with Sasha Stewart and Kate Villa)

“The Catholic Church is Modernizing!” (co-written with Cara Michelle Smith)

“Using Your Mental Health Benefits: A Hero’s Journey” (co-written with Erica Lies)

“Proper Leaf-Peeping Protocol for 2020”

“Additions to the Canon” (co-written with Lillian Stone)

“Famous Quotes That Have Clearly Been Misattributed to Winston Churchill” (co-written with Dan Caprera)

“FAQ: Your Visit to Flow State” (co-written with Erica Lies)

“Holidays Letters from Legends of Greek Mythology” (co-written with Johnathan Appel)

Modern-Day Cures for Insomnia

Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Reimagined by Other Authors (co-written with The Belladonna Editors)

Yeah Sex is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman in Your 30’s?

Scenes From The New Social Thriller The Host Body

This Workplace is a Family Now, Dammit (co-written with The Belladonna editors)

Your Quest: Bring a Bag of Ice to This Party (co-written with Kate Villa)

At Last, Gender-Flipped Movies for Him (co-written with The Belladonna editors)

New Erotica For Feminists (co-written with The Belladonna editors)

Section 8F of Donald and Melania Trump's Prenuptial Agreement: Handholding

List: Emotions My Emotional Support Dog Supports

List: How Some Yoga Instructors Came to Their Practice

The Second City Network

How to Make a Bill Cosby Joke Without Offending Anyone

Hey, Brock Turner’s Dad, Let’s Do Some Simple Math

How to Write Satire in Times Like These

My Sleep Rider: Contractural Requirements for for Sleeping at a Friend’s House After Age 35 (co-written w/ Tom Ellison)

Origin Stories of Weirdly Specific Rules

My January Exercise Journal With My New Workout Mirror! (co-written with Briana Haynie)

Errands I’m Going to Run While I Wait for My Covid Test Results

Fun Facts That Were Cut From the Olympics Opening Ceremony (co-written with Lillian Stone)

“Humans of New York,” But Make It the End Times (co-written with Elly Lonon, illustrated by Elly Lonon)